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[mistletoe]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday girlpire and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-76 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, mistletoe54

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Needless to say I can now account in a more plausible way for the cold I have: it's these extremes of temperature. Yoinked from yhlee  while I was looking for something else.