Now where was I

[mistletoe]

OMG I'm back.... and not a moment too soon I might add. There I was in the middle of telling you all my views on the FA Cup 1/4 finals (which I've now forgotten) and I lost my provider... and it has take me until NOW to get the new one. What a palaver.

I will spare you the boring gory details but anyway I'm still here and I think the email still works although I haven't found how to use the new one yet so I'll not tell anyone what it is.

The last two weeks in bullet points.

• Sunderland won away for the first time in two years of Premiership games. Yippee!

• Newcastle won too. Boo!

• I have a false tooth. Temporarily. Gulp.

• It snowed for Easter.

There must be loads more but I have too much catching up to do.  I see there's another LJ kerfuffle. Can't they just leave well enough alone? I couldn't see my own page because it might be unsuitable for 14 year olds but then I discovered I wasn't logged in. Dork.