Slim Pickings
Jun. 27th, 2011 05:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mistletoeHere is a very brief update of A Booth for All Seasons. It is brief because there is a run of episodes where we have very little Booth action except he gets progressively dumber. Whether this is because of the brain tumour or writers decisions that Sweets needed a boost, there is not much to add in the way of background.
I'm a people person.
Passenger in The Oven
Apart from the ridiculous premise of this episode all we learn is that old ladies like Booth, which we already knew (Boneless Bride in the River) and he has a thing for librarians wearing glasses and their hair tied back. Or that could just be a Humphrey Bogart line that Bones didn't get. He also gets cranky in coach and squeamish when up close and personal with body parts when the body is dead.
The Bone That Blew
Another silly story but here we find out that Booth went to college for 4 years although he didn't say what he studied and it cost him less than $28,000. Max accuses him of being gay because he isn't sleeping with Brennan.
Double Trouble in the Panhandle
Silliest story of them all. We learn Booth had the best knife skills in the Rangers and he can drive a motorcycle because he is a cop. He also knows hair care products beacause his dad was a barber.
And I have watched all those episodes now so need never watch them again.
A few pictures to soften the blow of lack of Boothy factoids.
The masked boobies are toast.
Let's run away to Mexico Bones
Small boy foolishly calls Booth a meat sack.
To which he does not take kindly.
Don't lie to me Dr Escralow.
Are you gay?
Waste of a good tie on an Italian car.
I loosened more buttons but I didn't know you'd lied.
But Sweets did?
It's a partner thing.
Oh look. Hanky in top pocket. Aaaw.
Enter Buck and Wanda 1.0
And Buck's arms.
Smokin'!
Just stand there and look like that while I stare.
Knife action.
Oh my.
The Great Escape
Looking for loose change.
Boris and small animal.
Taking aim.
Yes! The only hair on my body is fake!
A BOOTH FOR ALL SEASONS
I'm a people person.
Passenger in The Oven
Apart from the ridiculous premise of this episode all we learn is that old ladies like Booth, which we already knew (Boneless Bride in the River) and he has a thing for librarians wearing glasses and their hair tied back. Or that could just be a Humphrey Bogart line that Bones didn't get. He also gets cranky in coach and squeamish when up close and personal with body parts when the body is dead.
The Bone That Blew
Another silly story but here we find out that Booth went to college for 4 years although he didn't say what he studied and it cost him less than $28,000. Max accuses him of being gay because he isn't sleeping with Brennan.
Double Trouble in the Panhandle
Silliest story of them all. We learn Booth had the best knife skills in the Rangers and he can drive a motorcycle because he is a cop. He also knows hair care products beacause his dad was a barber.
And I have watched all those episodes now so need never watch them again.
A few pictures to soften the blow of lack of Boothy factoids.
The masked boobies are toast.
Let's run away to Mexico Bones
Small boy foolishly calls Booth a meat sack.
To which he does not take kindly.
Don't lie to me Dr Escralow.
Are you gay?
Waste of a good tie on an Italian car.
I loosened more buttons but I didn't know you'd lied.
But Sweets did?
It's a partner thing.
Oh look. Hanky in top pocket. Aaaw.
Enter Buck and Wanda 1.0
And Buck's arms.
Smokin'!
Just stand there and look like that while I stare.
Knife action.
Oh my.
The Great Escape
Looking for loose change.
Boris and small animal.
Taking aim.
Yes! The only hair on my body is fake!
