Silly arse
May. 24th, 2010 05:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mistletoeHere's a British institution. One of the greatest ventriloquists of his era has died aged 79. Ray Alan was best remembered for his work with Lord Charles a slightly inebriated sounding toff, and here is an example of how good he was where he and Lord Charles operate Little Johnny.
I have been to the cricket but came home just after lunch after a shocking display by the Durham batsmen 121 all out against Kent. Terrible. Only our 18 year old superboy BenStokes and Mitch Claydon got into the 20s. Kent are 150 -5 in reply. Rumours were flying of unrest in the dressing room. The captain had stood down earlier and Phil Mustard took over. Also injuries have continued with Ian Blackwell out now. Then Graham Onions has been ruled out for at least 3 months with a stress fracture of the back and a poorly knee. Paul Collingwood can't come back and play because he is resting a sore shoulder. I tell you I am a Jonah! The weather wasn't as hot as over the weekend but it was still in the 60s and my arms have had their tan topped up.
England are playing Mexico tonight in the football and I bet Bent still doesn't get a run out even though Capello is resting key players. They have two friendlies before the World Cup starts and he'll be lucky to get 20 minutes, let alone picked for the final 23. There, that should ensure the opposite happens.
I have been to the cricket but came home just after lunch after a shocking display by the Durham batsmen 121 all out against Kent. Terrible. Only our 18 year old superboy BenStokes and Mitch Claydon got into the 20s. Kent are 150 -5 in reply. Rumours were flying of unrest in the dressing room. The captain had stood down earlier and Phil Mustard took over. Also injuries have continued with Ian Blackwell out now. Then Graham Onions has been ruled out for at least 3 months with a stress fracture of the back and a poorly knee. Paul Collingwood can't come back and play because he is resting a sore shoulder. I tell you I am a Jonah! The weather wasn't as hot as over the weekend but it was still in the 60s and my arms have had their tan topped up.
England are playing Mexico tonight in the football and I bet Bent still doesn't get a run out even though Capello is resting key players. They have two friendlies before the World Cup starts and he'll be lucky to get 20 minutes, let alone picked for the final 23. There, that should ensure the opposite happens.
e.t.a.
Ben Stokes now on crutches; Darren Bent has a tight hamstring and is not in contention. Huh