Stand by

Thursday 21 May 8.00 p.m. BBC 1. I am on the telly. It's Pick of the Week for gawd's sake. Must be a slow week. Anyway, if you want to know what I look like, I'm the fat one, and yes, that is my house with the pictures of David Duchovny, though they cut the picture I drew of Mr B. Soulless.

Playing the Part starring Denise Welch.

Stand by

Thursday 21 May 8.00 p.m. BBC 1. I am on the telly. It's Pick of the Week for gawd's sake. Must be a slow week. Anyway, if you want to know what I look like, I'm the fat one, and yes, that is my house with the pictures of David Duchovny, though they cut the picture I drew of Mr B. Soulless.

Playing the Part starring Denise Welch.