mistletoe | He's back

Newcastle United have chosen to return to the glory days of Kevin Keegan. Fans are all aflutter and over-reacting as usual. I pity the man. Debra has gone to tonight's cup replay full of hope. You can't tell them that times have changed and football has moved on. He couldn't cut it then and he has a much worse team now. Still I shouldn't gloat - we're in doo-doo anyway.

Sell out crowd now. Maybe Stoke will stuff them. Fat chance.